{"id":4021,"date":"2012-08-09T15:21:28","date_gmt":"2012-08-09T20:21:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thegoodmantimes.com\/?p=4021"},"modified":"2012-08-19T14:04:10","modified_gmt":"2012-08-19T19:04:10","slug":"no-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thegoodmantimes.com\/?p=4021","title":{"rendered":"No words…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I wish I had a video camera following me this afternoon. \u00a0I’ll never be able to fully explain what happened, but I’m gonna try!<\/p>\n

The day started off great! \u00a0Jessie, Hollie and I visited Sarah and topped off our trip up north with lunch at Michael’s. \u00a0Bubbie called as we were leaving to tell me she had picked me up a cute pair of shoes so I met her in the Sak’s lot to make the exchange. \u00a0By this time, the rain had picked up from a drizzle to a “light rain”. \u00a0While I was trying on the shoes (in the car), Joey managed to crawl halfway out of his seat to try and get to Bubbie. \u00a0I turned off the car in the middle of the lot to put him back in his chair. \u00a0We said our goodbyes but quickly figured out that I couldn’t find my keys. \u00a050<\/strong> minutes later<\/strong> (and after a call t0 Lexus and my husband), I finally found the keys in a bag of clothing. \u00a0Needless to say, I was soaking wet. \u00a0By this time, Bubbie had taken Joey in to Sak’s to keep him dry.<\/p>\n

I met them upstairs in the club and found Joey running around barefoot eating cookies while the seamstress was fitting Bubbie. \u00a0I tried to do a diaper change and get him out of his wet clothes, but he managed to sneak away (butt naked) and run down the halls (with a cookie in each hand). He did make a stop, just long enough to pee in the corner of the dressing room. \u00a0Fortunately, I caught up to him just as he was squatting to poop. \u00a0None of us could stop laughing (including Joey), but I was SO embarrassed!<\/p>\n

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After getting him in dry clothes, we headed downstairs only to discover the monsoon outside. \u00a0I decided NOT to wait for the rain to settle down (because I was already pretty wet). \u00a0Getting Joey in the car must have been a sight. \u00a0He thought the downpour was hilarious (and I couldn’t stop laughing at him laughing) so by the time I got him belted in, he was soaked and there was a bucket of water in the bottom of his stroller.<\/p>\n

I was more wet than if I had just stepped out of the shower…<\/p>\n

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Joey was out cold by the time I pulled out of the lot. \u00a0I drove downtown with the heat blasting the entire way!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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